"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
You know, “nerd culture” is mainstream now. So, when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial
*agressively cares too much about bucky barnes*
#calm down steve
Miley just broke the laws of physics.
Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly
OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist
wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist
You see, we have not been able to keep a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for more than a year since I refused the post to Lord Voldemort.
of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process
Jimmy Fallon paying tribute to Robin Williams
We, like all of you were shaken up a bit last night when we learned that genius comedian and actor Robin Williams passed away. He was one in a kind. He was one in a million. He was unbelievable. If you don’t know his stand-up then you should YouTube it right now and watch it. He was amazing. He was funny and he was fast. He would weave in and out of characters and get Shakespearean. It was incredible.”
Jimmy then proceeded to do his best Robin impersonation, and concluded his tribute by standing on his desk and playing out a key scene in Dead Poets Society.
“ Oh captain, my captain, you will be missed.”
When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.
This makes me unbelievably happy. I may not be Catholic but seeing that the pope is the religious leader of millions of people, his example may lead to many people thinking about their own actions.
they’re so dramatic on bad girls club
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.